you wake up after being cryogenically frozen for over 400 years. you look around at the world you thought you would recognize but nothing is the same. you go to collect your belongings and check your phone. 456,823 missed calls from Mom. you’re so grounded.
DO YOU EVER LOOK AT SOMEONE AND REALIZE THAT LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM IS PERFECT THEIR EYES ARE PERFECT THEIR NOSE IS PERFECT THEIR MOUTH IS PERFECT THEIR HAIR IS PERFECT THEIR BUTT IS PERFECT THEIR NECK IS PERFECT THEIR HANDS ARE PERFECT THEIR FEET ARE PERFECT CONGRATULATIONS ON EVERY FUCKING THING